Not You, Barack Hussein Obama. You do nothing than go around in a bus, (Made in China, Oops, Canada) and bore your (captive) audience to death, Oops, almost to (virtual) death. There is no virtue in killing, Oops, assassinating your friends.
For instance:
A: Oops, wrong letter of the alphabet. Make P, as in Pakistan. Remember Pakistan? A very dedicated server, Oops, wrong word. make it Servant, Oops, wrong again. Make it an obedient savant, Oops, I gotta get some nutritious beverage. I am my fourth (big) mug of coffee.
Idiot savant, Pakistan ain't. Though the foreign, Oops, native (American) foreign policy wonks, and their several co-constipated, Oops, co-conspirators, THINK_NOT_TANKERS and bunch of junior, Oops, low grade Mandarins think that Pakistan has no backbone. Just the front teeth. Always smiling (under duress) I guess.
OK. Enogh of my Bama-Mama jokes. Mama is not an American word. It is Marathi. Uncle. Taken as "stupid."
"Give me a speech or give me (a certain irreversible) death. " yelled one president, who shall remain nameless, colorless and a Democrat (To his bone marrow, to his official speech writer.
"Yes Sir, Mr president, Sir." says I.
"How hot, oops, long (in words, expressions, body language or two?" says I.
Whopping mad. that is how hot I want my speech. From here to eternity, give and take, couple of trillion dollars, oops, years. Go. get." says Mr President.
"One coming up. Just need to be warmed up in an oven. Make it a microwave oven, not the (black) coal fired, atmosphere polluting Chinese (made) oven, Sir." says I.
"Hurry. Hurry, you, (bunch of F-words deleted). I ain't got time. I want to be remembered as a two-timing, Oops, two-terming, oops, Too boring el presidente, norte Americano. Capisce?" says Mr President (Dem).
"No problemo, oh, Bamo. Mucho gusto. Mercie Baucoup." says I.
Speeches of the American Presidents, New york, The H W Wilson Company, Podell, Janet Anzovin, Steven, (Editoers) 1988
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"You, Muslim, Oops, Hindu terrorist, you, wanna assassinate your president?" says el presidente with most afeared eyes full of anger, desperation and revenge.
"No Sir, Mr President, Sir. This is only FYI." The real Fire and Bara, Oops, Brimstone material, that you like so much, is on a backorder." says I.
"Who is writing it?" says Mr President.
"Why, of course, our specialist. GOP presidential, also-ran, newt Gingrich. The past, oops, a distant past also-ran candidate." says I.
"Go. Get Newt, before he commits suicide and leaves all his papers to, Harvard, oops, Yale." says Mr president.
May Allah be praised, (PBUH).
The End.
...and I am Sid Harth@arabuhuru.org
For instance:
A: Oops, wrong letter of the alphabet. Make P, as in Pakistan. Remember Pakistan? A very dedicated server, Oops, wrong word. make it Servant, Oops, wrong again. Make it an obedient savant, Oops, I gotta get some nutritious beverage. I am my fourth (big) mug of coffee.
Idiot savant, Pakistan ain't. Though the foreign, Oops, native (American) foreign policy wonks, and their several co-constipated, Oops, co-conspirators, THINK_NOT_TANKERS and bunch of junior, Oops, low grade Mandarins think that Pakistan has no backbone. Just the front teeth. Always smiling (under duress) I guess.
OK. Enogh of my Bama-Mama jokes. Mama is not an American word. It is Marathi. Uncle. Taken as "stupid."
"Give me a speech or give me (a certain irreversible) death. " yelled one president, who shall remain nameless, colorless and a Democrat (To his bone marrow, to his official speech writer.
"Yes Sir, Mr president, Sir." says I.
"How hot, oops, long (in words, expressions, body language or two?" says I.
Whopping mad. that is how hot I want my speech. From here to eternity, give and take, couple of trillion dollars, oops, years. Go. get." says Mr President.
"One coming up. Just need to be warmed up in an oven. Make it a microwave oven, not the (black) coal fired, atmosphere polluting Chinese (made) oven, Sir." says I.
"Hurry. Hurry, you, (bunch of F-words deleted). I ain't got time. I want to be remembered as a two-timing, Oops, two-terming, oops, Too boring el presidente, norte Americano. Capisce?" says Mr President (Dem).
"No problemo, oh, Bamo. Mucho gusto. Mercie Baucoup." says I.
Speeches of the American Presidents, New york, The H W Wilson Company, Podell, Janet Anzovin, Steven, (Editoers) 1988
Speeches of the American presidents / edited by Janet Podell and Steven Anzovin
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| Language: | English |
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| Edition: | 2nd ed |
| Published: | Bronx, NY : H.W. Wilson, 2001 |
| LC Classification: | J |
| Additional Authors: | Podell, Janet Anzovin, Steven United States. President |
| Notes: | LCCN: 2001023550 ISBN: 0824210069 (alk. paper) Includes bibliographical references and index |
| Physical Description: | xiii, 1057 p. ; ill. ; 27 cm |
| OCLC Number: | 46359355 |
| ISBN/ISSN: | 0824210069 |
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American presidents : farewell messages to the nation, 1796-2001 / edited by Gleaves Whitney
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| Subjects: | Presidents--United States--Messages Political oratory--United States--History United States--Politics and government |
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| Material Type: | Books |
| Language: | English |
| Audience: | Unspecified |
| Published: | Lanham : Lexington Books, c2003 |
| LC Classification: | J |
| Additional Authors: | Whitney, Gleaves |
| Notes: | LCCN: 2002004106 ISBN: 0739103938 (cloth : alk. paper) Includes bibliographical references and index |
| Physical Description: | x, 477 p. ; 26 cm |
| OCLC Number: | 49386251 |
| ISBN/ISSN: | 0739103938 |
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Testing the limits : George W. Bush and the imperial presidency / [edited by] Mark J. Rozell and Gleaves Whitney
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| Subjects: | Political leadership--United States--Case studies Executive power--United States--Case studies Imperialism--Case studies United States--Politics and government--2001-2009 United States--Foreign relations--2001-2009 Bush, George W. (George Walker), 1946---Political and social views Bush, George W. (George Walker), 1946---Influence |
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| Language: | English |
| Audience: | Unspecified |
| Published: | Lanham : Rowman & Littlefield, c2009 |
| LC Classification: | E |
| Additional Authors: | Rozell, Mark J Whitney, Gleaves |
| Notes: | LCCN: 2009021172 ISBN: 9781442200395 (cloth : alk. paper) ISBN: 1442200391 (cloth : alk. paper) ISBN: 9781442200401 (paper : alk. paper) ISBN: 1442200405 (paper : alk. paper) ISBN: 9781442200418 (electronic) ISBN: 1442200413 (electronic) Includes bibliographical references and index Contents: Analyzing the Bush presidency -- The evolution of the George W. Bush presidency / John P. Burke -- The Bush staff and cabinet system / Charles E. Walcott and Karen M. Hult -- George W. Bush's domestic policy agenda / Andrew E. Busch -- How George W. Bush remade American foreign policy / Ryan Barilleaux and David Zellers -- The deficit redux : budget politics during the Bush administration / Iwan Morgan -- The anatomy of a divorce : conservatives versus George W. Bush / Gleaves Whitney -- Presidential powers and the Bush presidency -- War powers in the Bush administration / John Yoo -- Bush and the war power : a critique from outside / Louis Fisher -- George Bush as commander in chief / Dale R. Herspring -- Executive privilege : the Bush record and legacy / Mark J. Rozell and Mitchel A. Sollenberger -- Bush's greatest legacy? the federal courts and the Repbulican regime / Thomas M. Keck -- George W. Bush and the imperial presidency / Andrew Rudalevidge |
| Physical Description: | xiv, 285 p. ; 24 cm |
| OCLC Number: | 367418788 |
| ISBN/ISSN: | 9781442200395 1442200391 9781442200401 1442200405 9781442200418 1442200413 |
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We will prevail : President George W. Bush on war, terrorism, and freedom / selected and edited by National Review ; foreword by Peggy Noonan ; introduction by Jay Nordlinger
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| Location: | King Library (2nd floor) | E838.5 .B875 2003 | AVAILABLE Hamilton Library | E838.5 .B875 2003 | AVAILABLE |
| Subjects: | War on Terrorism, 2001-2009--Sources Speeches, addresses, etc., American United States--Politics and government--2001-2009--Sources United States--Foreign relations--2001-2009--Sources |
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| Material Type: | Books |
| Language: | English |
| Audience: | Unspecified |
| Published: | New York : Continuum, 2003 |
| LC Classification: | E |
| Additional Authors: | National Review Books |
| Notes: | LCCN: 2003015420 ISBN: 0826415520 (alk. paper) "A National Review book." |
| Physical Description: | xxii, 265 p. ; 24 cm |
| OCLC Number: | 52601123 |
| ISBN/ISSN: | 0826415520 |
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After Bush : the case for continuity in American foreign policy / Timothy J. Lynch and Robert S. Singh
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| Author(s): | Lynch, Timothy J., 1969- |
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| Location: | King Library (2nd floor) | HV6432 .L96 2008 | AVAILABLE |
| Subjects: | War on Terrorism, 2001-2009 United States--Foreign relations--2001-2009 |
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| Material Type: | Books |
| Language: | English |
| Audience: | Unspecified |
| Published: | Cambridge ; New York : Cambridge University Press, 2008 |
| LC Classification: | H, HV |
| Table of Contents: | List of Figures Introduction: Winning the Second Cold War 1 Ch. 1. Bush and the American Foreign Policy Tradition 17 Ch. 2. The Constitution of American National Security 46 Ch. 3. The Second Cold War on Islamist Terror: Negative Audits 84 Ch. 4. The Second Cold War on Islamist Terror: a Positive Audit 111 Ch. 5. Iraq: Vietnam in the Sand 147 Ch. 6. The Middle East: Reformation or Armageddon 189 Ch. 7. Friends and Foes after Bush 227 Ch. 8. The Emerging Consensus at Home and Abroad 256 Conclusion: the Case for Continuity 289 |
| Additional Authors: | Singh, Robert |
| Notes: | ISBN: 9780521880046 (hbk.) ISBN: 0521880041 (hbk.) Includes bibliographical references (p. 343-370) and index |
| Physical Description: | xii, 382 p. : ill. ; 24 cm |
| OCLC Number: | 182563666 |
| ISBN/ISSN: | 9780521880046 0521880041 |
The new American imperialism : Bush's war on terror and blood for oil / Vassilis K. Fouskas and Bülent Gökay ; foreword by Peter Gowan
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| Location: | King Library (2nd floor) | JZ1480 .F68 2005 | AVAILABLE |
| Subjects: | War on Terrorism, 2001-2009 Imperialism United States--Foreign relations--2001-2009 United States--Foreign economic relations United States--Military policy |
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| Material Type: | Books |
| Language: | English |
| Audience: | Unspecified |
| Published: | Westport, Conn. : Praeger Security International, 2005 |
| LC Classification: | J, JZ |
| Additional Authors: | Gökay, Bülent |
| Notes: | LCCN: 2005017487 ISBN: 0275984761 (alk. paper) Includes bibliographical references (p. [237]-240) and index Contents: Money, oil, and power -- Controlling governments -- The new American way of war -- Neo-imperialist ideology -- The battle for Caspian oil -- The U.S./NATO war on Yugoslavia -- The Greater Middle East initiative -- Iraq's Shiites move to fill a power vacuum -- Ukraine : regime change, U.S. style -- Beasts in Samaritan clothing -- Conclusion: An overview of the new American imperialism |
| Physical Description: | xiii, 247 p. ; 25 cm |
| OCLC Number: | 60796100 |
| ISBN/ISSN: | 0275984761 |
The new mandarins of American power : the Bush administration's plans for the world / Alex Callinicos
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| Author(s): | Callinicos, Alex |
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| Location: | King Library (2nd floor) | E902 .C35 2003 | AVAILABLE |
| Subjects: | Balance of power War on Terrorism, 2001-2009 Conservatism--United States Capitalism--Political aspects Imperialism United States--Foreign relations--2001-2009 United States--Military policy Bush, George W. (George Walker), 1946---Political and social views |
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| Material Type: | Books |
| Language: | English |
| Audience: | Unspecified |
| Published: | Cambridge, England : Polity Press ; Malden, Mass. : Distributed in the USA by Blackwell Pub., 2003 |
| LC Classification: | E |
| Table of Contents: | Preface Acknowledgements Prologue: At War between the Two Rivers 1 1. The Rhetoric of Conquest 8 Between good and evil 8 Terrorism 11 Rogue states and the axis of evil 14 Weapons of mass destruction 18 Democracy 23 Liberal alibis 34 2. The Cultists of Eternal War 42 The Bush Doctrine 42 Bush II: the Republican right take the helm 44 Chronicle of a war foretold 48 3. The Grand Strategy of the American Empire 54 American strategy after the Cold War 54 Exploiting America's military edge 64 America versus Europe 76 4. The Geopolitics of Oil 80 Remaking the Middle East 80 Blood and oil 93 5. Collision of Empires 99 Imperialism and Empire 99 The peculiarities of American imperialism 106 A return to interimperialist rivalries? 119 Catastrophe immanent 127 Epigraph 131 Notes 132 Index 151 |
| Notes: | LCCN: 2003013625 ISBN: 0745632742 (hb : alk. paper) ISBN: 0745632750 (pb : alk. paper) Includes bibliographical references (p. [132]-150) and index |
| Physical Description: | x, 159 p. ; 23 cm |
| OCLC Number: | 52542584 |
| ISBN/ISSN: | 0745632742 0745632750 |
The road ahead : Middle East policy in the Bush administration's second term : planning papers from the Saban Center for Middle East policy at the Brookings Institution / edited by Flynt Leverett ; with contributions by Martin Indyk ... [et. al.]
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| Subjects: | War on Terrorism, 2001-2009 United States--Foreign relations--Middle East Middle East--Foreign relations--United States United States--Foreign relations--2001-2009 |
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| Material Type: | Books |
| Language: | English |
| Audience: | Unspecified |
| Published: | Washington, DC : Brookings Institution, c2005 |
| LC Classification: | D, DS |
| Alternate Titles: | Portion of title: Middle East policy in the Bush administration's second term |
| Additional Authors: | Leverett, Flynt Lawrence Indyk, Martin Brookings Institution. Saban Center for Middle East Policy |
| Notes: | ISBN: 0815752059 Includes bibliographical references Contents: Introduction / Flynt Leverett -- Fighting Binladenism / Shibley Telhami and James Steinberg -- Promoting reform in the Arab world / Tamara Cofman Wittes -- Achieving Middle East peace / Martin Indyk -- Saving Iraq / Kenneth M. Pollack -- Tackling Tehran / Kenneth M. Pollack -- Engaging Damascus / Flynt Leverett -- Reengaging Riyadh / Flint Leverett Available in PDF from the Brookings Institution web site (www.brookings.edu) |
| Physical Description: | v, 107 p. ; 26 cm |
| OCLC Number: | 60525071 |
| ISBN/ISSN: | 0815752059 |
Restoring the balance : a Middle East strategy for the next president / Council on Foreign Relations ; Saban Center for Middle East Policy at Brookings ; Richard N. Haass ... [et al.]
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| Location: | King Library (2nd floor) | JZ1480.A55 R47 2008 | AVAILABLE King Library (2nd floor) | JZ1480.A55 R47 2008 c.2 | AVAILABLE |
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| Subjects: | United States--Foreign relations--Middle East Middle East--Foreign relations--United States |
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| Material Type: | Books |
| Language: | English |
| Audience: | Unspecified |
| Published: | Washington, D.C. : Brookings Institution Press, c2008 |
| LC Classification: | J, JZ |
| Additional Authors: | Haass, Richard Council on Foreign Relations Brookings Institution. Saban Center for Middle East Policy |
| Notes: | LCCN: 2008044173 ISBN: 9780815738695 (pbk. : alk. paper) ISBN: 0815738692 (pbk. : alk. paper) Includes bibliographical references and index Contents: A time for diplomatic renewal : toward a new U.S. strategy in the Middle East / Richard N. Haass and Martin Indyk -- The evolution of Iraq strategy / Stephen Biddle, Michael E. O'Hanlon, and Kenneth M. Pollack -- Pathways to coexistence : a new U.S. policy toward Iran / Suzanne Maloney and Ray Takeyh -- Managing nuclear proliferation in the Middle East / Bruce Riedel and Gary Samore -- Addressing the Arab-Israeli conflict / Steven A. Cook and Shibley Telhami -- Economic and political development in the Middle East : managing change, building a new kind of partnership / Isobel Coleman and Tamara Cofman Wittes -- Counterterrorism and U.S. policy toward the Middle East / Daniel Byman and Steven Simon Summary: "Experts from the Brookings Saban Center and Council on Foreign Relations propose a new, nonpartisan strategy drawing on the lessons of past failures to address short-term and long-term challenges to U.S. interests. Issues and policy recommendations cover the Arab-Israeli conflict, counterterrorism, Iran, Iraq, political and economic development, and nuclear proliferation"--Provided by publisher King copy 2 given by Jeffrey Herbst |
| Physical Description: | ix, 232 p. : map ; 23 cm |
| Donation Info: | Donor : Herbst, Jeffrey |
| OCLC Number: | 231581624 |
| ISBN/ISSN: | 9780815738695 0815738692 |
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"You, Muslim, Oops, Hindu terrorist, you, wanna assassinate your president?" says el presidente with most afeared eyes full of anger, desperation and revenge.
"No Sir, Mr President, Sir. This is only FYI." The real Fire and Bara, Oops, Brimstone material, that you like so much, is on a backorder." says I.
"Who is writing it?" says Mr President.
"Why, of course, our specialist. GOP presidential, also-ran, newt Gingrich. The past, oops, a distant past also-ran candidate." says I.
"Go. Get Newt, before he commits suicide and leaves all his papers to, Harvard, oops, Yale." says Mr president.
May Allah be praised, (PBUH).
The End.
...and I am Sid Harth@arabuhuru.org
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