Friday, December 30, 2011

End of the World, Oops, Time, Oops, year

 
Oops. Big OOPS!. The biggest OOPSES of all. The record of previous Persons of the Year has been broken.
Shame upon you. Time (traveler).
You had a chance to name my good buddy, the jury is out on that, Osama bin-Laden. You lost that chance. He lost his precious life to bunch of gun toting, mask wearing, Navy Seal thugs.
You had a chance to name my another good buddy, Muammar Gaddafi, the guy hiding in a sewer pipe, from his tormenter and senators, Oops, assassinaters. He was clean shaved, at least in his last few days.
You had a chance to name my yet another good buddy, Anwar al-Awlaki, a US citizen, assassinated by US drones, while praying (for the death of the Western Satan).
You lost a good chance in naming my gooder best buddy, Newt-the-cute-Gingrich. He was almost ordering a newt, Oops, new Tuxedo for his (First) inauguration, come January 2013. Sad. Very sad, indeed, that he lost his (filthy) reputation of a morally challenged manger dog when reports about his divorce came tumbling down like an avalanche and buried him (alive).
You missed the greatest and the best opportunity to select Barack (Nobel) Obama. Obama may not last this winter, what with his bad habits of leaving footprints in the sands of the TIME, Oops, time in, of all the places, Pacific Ocean. I believe, Barack had a good fortune in being born in Pacific and not in Atlantis, oops, Atlantic. Fish do get born in little backwater, stinking ponds, Oops, big  oceans, you know.
You lost a chance to name my good buddy, (Big) Apple-man, Oops, Madman, Oops, Mac-man. Stevie Wonder, Oops, Stevie ain’t not dead, Steve Jobs is.
How about Kim Jonge-il? Now, he was a guy who wouldn’t die. He ain’t dead, either. At least in the hearts and minds of millions and millions of North Koreans, oops, North Americans.
How about Václav Zítek, Oops, Václav Havel, The man who invented, much touted term, Spring, Oops, Havana Spring, Oops, Prague Spring, Oops, Budapest Spring. Oops, Buda Spring or, perhaps, Pest Spring, one of them twin cities, like American, Oops, Minnesotan,

Minneapolis–Saint Paul

Anyway, I ain’t dead. next year? Okey-Dokey.
…and I am Sid Harth@sidileaks.net
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The Protester

No one could have known that when a Tunisian fruit vendor set himself on fire in a public square, it would incite protests that would topple dictators and start a global wave of dissent. In 2011, protesters didn’t just voice their complaints; they changed the world.
Cover Story

Introduction

History often emerges only in retrospect. Events become significant only when looking back

To Our Readers

The 2011 Person of the Year issue is the product of a year’s worth of reporting and thinking

Why TIME Chose ‘The Protester’

Managing editor Richard Stengel talks with Kurt Andersen, author of our cover story, about the decision to recognize the global protest movements of 2011 in TIME’s Person of the Year issue

The Media Messenger of Zuccotti Park

How an activist/journalist’s live video stream from New York City’s Zuccotti Park garnered mainstream attention and helped galvanize a movement

People Who Mattered

TIME surveys the key figures, from politics and sports to entertainment and religion, who shaped our world over the past year

Fond Farewells

Remembering those who left us in 2011: Carrie Fisher on Elizabeth Taylor, John Lasseter on Steve Jobs, Rosalynn Carter on Betty Ford

Why They Protest: American Movements

TIME’s Nate Rawlings on the protests in the U.S., from the sit-in at the Wisconsin statehouse to the ‘Occupiers’ in cities throughout the nation

Crazy, Stupid, Cool

Yes, he’s Canadian. But Ryan Gosling is still the Coolest Person of the Year

TIME’s Person of the Year 1927-2011

TIME’s Person of the Year is bestowed by the editors on the person or persons who most affected the news and our lives, for good or ill, and embodied what was important about the year. See who made the grade over TIME’s first eight decades



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