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Gopinath Munde to meet LK Advani or Sonia Gandhi? Published: Wednesday, Jun 22, 2011, 0:45 IST By Shubhangi Khapre | Place: Mumbai | Agency: DNA | ||
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My dear Shubhangi Khapray, oops, Khapre,
Pray tell me. What are you doing in DNA’s Mumbai offices? Hit the road, oops, hit the headlines, oops, make waves not write a mildly provocative headline and leave everything else to poor, moi’s imagination.
Just kidding. You are OK by me.
However, If I were you, heaven forbid that thought, I would have written a more jazzy headline.
For instance:
Manna Dey’s, oops, Gopinath Munday’s day in Delhi supreme Court, oops, Sonia Gandhi’s “Diwan-e-Khas. Second headline in smaller type, preferably in italics:
“Khallas. Khel khatam” for the right wing, fundamentalist, oops, fascist party, Bharatiya Janata Party, oops, Bee Jay Pee.
Body copy:
Gopinathji Mundeji is roaring, again. Like a vicious jungle Hindu hyena, oops, a jungle ‘bibtya,’ Marathi for spotted tiger. More like a volcano. Spitting fire and brim-stones. Hissing, hollering, shaking and baking in Bombay, oops, Bomb Bay, aka Mumbai bangalow.
One of these days, not so distant in future, Gopinathji Mundeji would be hissing and kissing Soniaji Mahatma, oops, Gandhiji’s lily-white, Eyetalian feet.
May Allah be praised.
While Lalji Kishenji Adwaniji’s saffron asspirations to be the next HinDoo prime minister go up in flames, oops saffron plumes.
The End.
…and I am Sid Harth@mysistereileen.com @sidileak.com @holyhinducowwhatnow.com


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